Welcome to the Duck House

Quack!Welcome to the website of Chip the Duck. No part of this site has been the subject of an expense claim from the taxpayer, unlike this duck house.
On these pages you’ll find information and links relating to my favourite interests and activities. In no particular order these are Sir Peter Viggers’ Duck House purchased with UK taxpayers’ money, EU Corruption and Dictatorship centred on Brussels (not a problem for too much longer), Geocaching, Portsmouth FC, Good Quality Street Art (not scrawled graffiti), Setting & Solving Puzzles, Sea Fishing, Photography, Ducks in general, all things Portuguese (I split my time between England and Portugal) plus some other stuff.

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What the Coronavirus has Taught Us

 

 

 

 

The elderly cower at home fearful of a virus that will probably kill them.

Younger people risk their lives working as NHS/Care workers, farmers, shop workers and postmen/delivery drivers.

But amidst all the doom, gloom and “gotcha” questions from our appalling media there are a few benefits, short and long term. So let’s concentrate on what we have learned which can be of benefit in future:

  • We cannot trust China. This is the second virus to come from their filthy street meat markets (I’ve been to one so my description is entirely accurate) and they are still making no efforts to close them or the hutongs, or indeed take any action to improve hygiene in the “People’s Republic”.
  • We must be prepared for the next virus from China. This one may wipe us all out, for Chinese inaction will surely lead to another epidemic soon.
  • Chinese companies should get nowhere near our 5G platforms. Trade with China should be ramped down and British Steel (Chinese owned) should be re-nationalised without compensation, as partial reparation from China.
  • The media are not fit for purpose. With one or two rare exceptions (Andrew Neil, Iain Dale, Nick Ferrari) Britain’s arrogant reporters have completely lost sight of their role – to report facts, not their unwanted opinions. When the country needs lifting and motivating we get incessant criticisms, negativity and attempts to catch the government out by pushing them to make impossible promises. And the BBC, our national broadcaster, is at the bottom of the turd pile.
  • Once again the EU has failed spectacularly. Indeed, their insistence on open borders has undoubtedly helped to spread the virus across Europe and again the rich North abandoned the poor South. Hopefully Britain will be free of the EU before we are called upon to pay for Coronabonds just now being launched to rescue Southern Europe, yet again. Leaving is now vitally urgent. And, as I write, the EU’s PPE initiative has delivered precisely zero.
  • Globalisation is not necessarily good news. It brings loss of local control (like multinationals which pay no taxes) and significant dangers (like Sars, Covid-19 and global warming).
  • We don’t need to import so much exotic produce from around the world. Whilst the UK may not be self sufficient, we can rely far more on seasonal locally-produced food (picked by people on Benefits and prison workers in preference to foreign labour) and we could even go back to manufacturing things ourselves!
  • Undoubtedly the government has made some mistakes in dealing with this new and unexpected pandemic, but they have made a fine effort and we should be thankful that Labour didn’t win the election. With Corbyn taking Johnson’s place in The Nightingale, Diane Abbott would have been in charge. Heaven help us.
  • And there’s some short term benefits which could improve our future. Like pollution reduction due to cars staying at home, less train travel etc. I confidently predict that, whilst we will largely revert to our old ways, there will be some who will continue to work from home and use the likes of Zoom for meetings. Good news whilst we wait for certain cultures to reduce the number of babies they bring into the world.

Stay home if you are not an essential worker. Stay safe and observe the social distancing. Keep drinking the Kool Aid – but not the disinfectant!

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What we have Learned from Brexit

  1. Your vote is worthless. Democracy is a corpse. Politicians will do what is best for them and to hell with the people
  2. Unelected lawyers now run the country. Parliament takes instructions from them not us
  3. Rich foreigners are financing these lawyers including Gina Singh Miller – a Sikh of Indian descent born in South America who has twice taken our sovereign government to Court
  4. Whilst most Remainers accepted the majority vote because they support democracy, there is a substantial number who want us to be ruled from abroad by a foreign organisation that makes laws for 28 states, not one. Very sad
  5. Whilst we all understand that doing certain things is illegal, we now have a situation where NOT doing things is illegal. How can the absence of a deal be illegal? I can rightly be arrested for having illegal drugs but the law has changed beyond recognition if I can be locked away for NOT having them
  6. You can take legal action against our Prime Minister for something he hasn’t done and has said that he will never do
  7. Governments use our money to produce propaganda leaflets that contain promises that they do not intend to fulfil
  8. The EU is desperate to keep us as they will go bankrupt without our money and our future success will prompt others to leave
  9. We need to bring back hanging for Treason including collusion with foreign governments, introduce a Bill of Rights and replace Westminster with a slimmed down democratic government with an elected second house (jury style)
  10. The bloated BBC is a biased propaganda machine working for their EU and UK Establishment paymasters. Their charter must be revoked
  11. After 40 years of loyal membership, paying a fortune and following Directives like sheep, our so-called partners have treated us despicably. We are well off without them
  12. The EU is hellbent on expansion (Albania anyone?) and further integration, including an EU army to defend its shores and keep its citizens under control, always assuming it hasn’t gone bust first. Conscription is planned so be prepared to sacrifice your children to the project
  13. Despite the above there is good news. Brexit has revealed a divide that has existed in the UK for many years and (still) needs addressing. It has also brought People Power into the open and has given the Establishment a substantial (and long overdue) kick in the crutch.
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The Witless of Westminster

A couple of minutes listening to Prime Minister’s Questions demonstrates that intelligence is at a premium at Westminster. But now it seems to have deserted our parliament completely.

A majority of MPs have voted to prevent No Deal, or more accurately leaving the EU on WTO terms (that stands for World Trade Organisation, not Westminster Takes Over).

Anyone with a modicum of intelligence realises that you cannot legislate against something NOT happening. The only way to stop something not happening is to make it happen. Only if there is a radical change in the EU’s stance, influenced by new blood at Brussels following the EU election, can a deal happen – currently they will not negotiate and will only accept May’s Brino proposal which has been rejected by MPs on 3 occasions.

So we have stalemate, and that’s illegal according to our leaders.

Led by donkeys!

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Where has all the Money Gone?

OK, UK taxpayers DON’T GIVE £350 million a week to the EU because they get some back, but they still GIVE £200 million net every week. And the UK isn’t the biggest contributor – we come third.

The EU then LEND it to Greece, Portugal, Italy etc  – and charge them interest.

So how come the EU is skint and still has to print money? Surely Juncker and Tusk can’t earn that much!

I smell brown envelopes. Very big brown envelopes, also known as corruption on a grand scale. Hardly surprising that the EU’s accounts have failed audit every year for more than 20 years.

So if anyone wants to give me regular gifts of money so that I can start a banking business just drop me a line.

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A Great Institution – Once!

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Lagos Urban Art 2018 – ARTURb

September saw the annual gathering of European street artists in Lagos, Portugal. As in previous years there are several new examples on the streets, although this year there was greater emphasis on creating works in the old town jail which is the extensive creative space of LAC, the arts laboratory that organises the event.

The jail itself is chilling, especially the solitary confinement cell – no snooker tables or satellite TV were available to prisoners here.

It is less than 3 metres square with a tiny barred window and a concrete slab for a bed. Pisa 73, who is “Making Street Art Great Again” in keeping with Donald Trump’s sentiments, painted the cell black and then added stencilled marks to count off the days and a grim message.My favourite of this year’s artists was B-Toy from Barcelona, the only female artist in the group, who produced a number of impressive portraits including this depiction of Elizabeth Taylor playing Cleopatra which you will find on a wall near the Financas office (the taxman!).

Here it is shown part finished and complete.

Below are some of B-Toy’s other portraits which are hanging in the jail. Mia Farrow is instantly recognisable – the others are all famous murder victims.

Polish artist Czarnobyl participated last year and returned to produce a “meat sculpture” which was stencilled on to thick carpet using spray paint. He then painstakingly cut out the carcasses and hung them in a gallery at the jail.RMYR (René Meyer from Germany) was the youngest invited artist and is developing his own style using overlaid stencils. You can find a number of his geometric patterns on the streets and a stunning 3D work in the jail. Here he is seen cutting stencils from plastic sheets for a finished work on an electricity sub station in the parking area near the new Camara (council) offices in Lagos.

Also from Germany are a two man team calling themselves Monstfur. They built an elaborate sculpture including the skeleton of a red painted boat suspended in the jail’s exercise yard and a statement about Salazar, the former dictator who ruled Portugal.

Finally Stefan Winterle produced various pieces using recycled signs as a starting point.

The jail is open from 2.00 to 7.00 Wednesday to Saturday for viewing until 3rd November.  Admission is free and without appointment and you can take photos of the many exhibits including those featured here. Some items are available to purchase although several of the works are applied directly to the walls and will be overpainted next year.

The people who make up LAC are an enthusiastic and friendly bunch so I am sure they will let you view the exhibition after 3rd November if you give them a call first.

LAC – Laboratório de Actividades Criativas    Tel 282 084 959
Rua Largo do Convento de Nossa Sra. Da Glória (the old jail), 8600-660 Lagos 

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Brexit Betrayal

I have sent the email below to my MP Bob Blackman, who supports leaving the EU and Hard Brexit, as do I.

“Dear Bob

Thank you for representing me so ably at Westminster and for responding to correspondence honestly and promptly.

If my vote at future elections was “for the person” I would have no hesitation in continuing to vote for you. However, as you know, whilst you represent a political party I will be voting “for the party”, not the man.

I generally support Conservative policies, especially economic ones, and abhor Labour but the U-turn on Brexit policy (Brexit does not mean Brexit any more) has persuaded me that the party now shows contempt for true democracy: the democracy of the referendum.

I must therefore, very reluctantly, advise that unless there is a significant move in Conservative policy towards a clean break from the EU, I will not be able to vote for you again. I feel betrayed.

Of course, should you decide to represent another party committed to complete withdrawal from the EU or reversion to the arrangements we originally voted for some 40 years ago, then I would be delighted and you would be assured of my future votes.

Many thanks for your support, especially in trying to achieve a hard Brexit and fighting for Equitable Life policyholders.”

Sad that democracy means nothing in Britain today.

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